There's this part in Zoolander where he asks, "Who am I?" while gazing into the gutter. His reflection looks back and replies, "I don't know."
I've been feeling a little Zoolander-ish lately.
Let me tell you why.
Today I drug my child to seven different grocery stores looking for Non Ultra Dawn Original Scent.
And why did I do that?
Because I'm using it to blow The Biggest Bubble Known to Man. We're talking a
small-child- swallowing, has-it's-own-weather-system, could-carry-away-a-Shih Tzu sized bubble. And Non Ultra Dawn Original Scent is a must-have ingredient in the Biggest Bubble Known to Man Recipe.
What am I blowing this bubble for?
(wait for it)
Play. Group. Yeah, that sort-of mommy sorority that I swore I would take no part in. But when I was asked to join, my pride got puffed up, I went all Greek on myself, and suddenly, play group was cool.
Another ingredient in The Biggest Bubble Known to Man recipe?
Please don't tell the other moms. They might kick me out.