Last night I dreamt that my sister was my obstetrician.
I was at an appointment and when she was done examining me she said, "You're pregnant."
"I know," I told her, "isn't it obvious?"
"No, you're pregnant again. With a new baby."
"A new baby? I...I don't understand."
"Yes, it's a condition called 'new baby'. It's rare, but it does happen. You will continue to carry the baby you've been carrying, but you will also be carrying this new baby, who is only a few weeks gestational age."
"Well, will 'new baby' be alright?"
"In 50% of the cases, the new baby has heart defects. The only way we can know if 'new baby' is alright is by testing your husband's sperm."
"And we have a conjugal flying volkswagon for that. So here is a cup and the keys."