Hey, remember the other night when I lost my dog and found an owl instead?
Yeah? I remember it, too. I thought it was pretty freakin' sweet, actually.
Well, my dad snuck back into that stupid dark backyard and looked in that stupid dark tree and that owl is a stupid fake owl.
I really hate that stupid dark backyard.
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Sorry you got duped! But, you did give me a pretty good laugh, so there's that :)
an owl wouldn't hang out in that backyard anyway.
owls are wise. they know better. :) at least it wasn't cookie. she knows better, too.
OK that is freaking funny.
speaking of owls...
Go figure. Ironically enough, I once thought I hit an owl with my car. Turns out, it was a FAKE owl meant to decorate my friend's driveway. Who decorates their driveway? Just sayin...
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