Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Are You Ready For Some F-Ball? Warning: Post Contains Non Swearing Swearing

That's what I like to call it when my team loses.
I, along with Brian and our friend, C.J., sat third row at the infamous Oregon/Utah game. I was feeling pretty confidant in my team (and my shirt) until I got up to go to the bathroom and some Duck fan got in my face and said to me, " Cheah, it's gonna be a little loser. Guffaw. Guffaw." What, pray tell, was he talking about? Oh, just my unborn baby girl, that's all. Why? Because my shirt said this:

And because he had no decency.
That guy can go duck himself. With a capital D. Or an O. Whatever.



Yet my confidence sank even lower when, standing in line at the bathroom, a man walked up to my pregnant self, put his disgusting Duckface in my personal bubble and screamed, "Utah SUCKS!", spittle flying from the corners of his mouth. That may be. But you, sir, were ugly. And there's just no excuse for that.


The Ducks sitting behind us in the fourth row couldn't believe that we, UTES, had such good seats. They dared say to Brian, "How did YOU get seats like THIS?" Later in the game, when one of them was good and drunk, he grabbed C.J. and whispered some incoherent, slobbery sentence in his ear that consisted of no less than three F bombs and something about putting C.J. on a bus.


But you know what? We still had fun at the F-Ball game. And hey, all you Duck holes, our seats were way better than yours.

7 comments:

Kimba said...

It's an adorable shirt. Sorry the fans were two year olds. There's no excuse for that, and I hope they all woke up with hangovers times a million.

Ridiculous drunk people.

Kaylynn said...

I wish they wouldn't sell alcohol at a college game. Don't they know that most college students are underage? To change the subject--did you see that article where the woman got pregnant again after she was already pregnant. Weird--maybe you should get an ultrasound--you know just in case.

Kjersti said...

I can't believe those jerks were so mean to you! Seriously not cool.
But your shirt was adorable.

C.J. and Jackie said...

It was a great trip even if the Utes did lose. It was fun just hanging out with you guys. I was amazed that we had people asking us what a Ute is? Come on did anyone in Oregon go to history class. I thought it was common sense but I guess not. The seats were awesome as well!!

Cody and Jocelyn Pehrson said...

I hope all those losers who screamed at you at the game and all their posterity are cursed forever more. That just isn't right yelling at a pregnant women like that. Way to represent though!

Kristy said...

I too was saddened by the loss and even sadder that those duckers were so mean to you. Way to represent the Utes!

Steph said...

Love the shirt and totally go DUCK them. Gotta love a little spittle in the face. YUMMY...