Wednesday, October 29, 2008

My Cat Ate Your Cat

My cat is huge. She is so fat she can't clean herself, so the lovely task falls on me. I purchased cat wipes. Like baby wipes, but for cats. To be used on their butts. Cat butts. It's not fun, so I don't do it.
My mom has been here for the last week. As soon as she saw the cat, she gave her a bath. It was awfully nice of her.

Now the cat loves my mom.
I wonder if I could get my mom to take the cat home with her. And, what the heck, I'd throw in the wipes.

11 comments:

Lloyd said...

Not only no, but HELL NO!!!!!!

Dad

Leslie said...

Your dad cracks me up. Cat wipes really exist? I wonder who invented those. That entrepreneur must be worth millions.

Kimba said...

Ohmigosh, you better not let Brian get wind of this idea, or he'll be sneaking the cat into your mom's suitcase himself.

Also? When Bear gets the dreaded Fish Butt, we wipe his nastiness with plain 'ole toddler wipes. I can't believe I just admitted to doing that, but if you've ever smelled the Fish Butt, you'd do it too.

heather said...

Goodnight that cat is freaking HUGE! Yikes! And cat wipes, are you kidding me?


(me shaking my head)

Brian said...

Love me that Mel Mel.

Chris said...
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The Kilpacks said...

Cat wipes?! how about a wet paper towel? Probably a bit cheaper than cat wipes! That's too funny.

Suko said...

Your cat couldn't have eaten my cat--my cat's fat, too!

Funny post!!

Tanya said...

oh my gosh...i don't even know what to say. ha ha. i do remember though mentioning something about how HUGE your cat was...and you guys didn't seem so think it was funny...so i never mentnioned it again. now i can see why. ha ha.

Tanya said...

oh my gosh! i just read the comment about "fish butt" and i have to go now. i have a stomach ache! i am never getting a pet! ha ha.

Bre said...

I beg your cat could eat BOTH of my birds and them some, but she is the nicest cat. I still think it's amusing that she slept with our younger brother when we came over last summer. What a sweetheart!!